The Curse of being a Programmer and that 5 Questions.
"Being a programmer really kills the child in you ! Truely said, a programmer really misses to feel the magic of an application rather ending up in analyzing how it was developed."
Lets take a Gaming App, the first and foremost duty of an end user is to take the mobile open the application , play the game, win/lose it, close the app and think for a minute how the time you played the game gave 2 -3 different mood swings in a span of 3minutes. But Being a programmer, the analysis starts rite from start, when the App is downloaded. he checks out the space of his machine and memory needed by the App. Analysis the amount of RAM that the App might require during playing or being a stand by when not played but running in background. Check the Graphic used in it and makes sure your device can hold such heat and not sucking too much of battery juices.
What Happens when your favorite game and suddenly it crashes or screen goes for a halt. Normal user might reboot the app or kill it to start a new session. But what a programmer does? open the Apps store or Google Playstore, reports a Bug for that App and also prescribes a solution to the issue if he/she is good with API and issue solving with respective SDK tools. One Programmer does not let the other one down. Ultimate Glory to Programmers.
There are also ultimate Glory Hunters who go till the deep to analyze the longer wait time to download or open an application. Believe me, Programmers doesn't love processing time a single 'byte'. Taking a dig at the hardware, starting from processors and motion control in touch devices, if the device does not live up the promises made by the manufacturer means the device wont get a royal treatment. Taking Camera application as an example. Pixel number is not directly proportional to the picture Quality. Its all about Software present in that App. Programmers know that so its difficult to satisfy them.
Taking a instance, the latest Finger print Scanner that really kept the technology interested for more than week. there were a crop of programmers finding the ways to break or decrypt in programming terms and one set was successful in doing it to. but manufacturer was able to fix it with a software update. Thats the Glory of programming. Just saying where the Programmer doesn't goes Gaga over an innovation , he rather analyses the innovation and bring the hell out of it. by doing this he really misses the little magic in an application.
Its hard to digest, but these are true facts. You can go to a programmer and ask the following Questions. There is no Right or Wrong Scenarios here, its just the crazy language and codes used by out forefather programmers.
Q:What is your Favourite Language?
A: Java and C++
Q: Your Favourite Tool?
A: Eclipse is always the best.
Q: Whose is the best music director?
A: Myself! as i can do best Performance 'Tuning'
Q: It was Weird Experience talking to you! Do you have 'Queries' to me?
A: Never ask me such a question unless your name is 'Database'
Q: Your truly an exception.
A: Ok, Let me Debug.
Q: %$#%$#%
What Happens when your favorite game and suddenly it crashes or screen goes for a halt. Normal user might reboot the app or kill it to start a new session. But what a programmer does? open the Apps store or Google Playstore, reports a Bug for that App and also prescribes a solution to the issue if he/she is good with API and issue solving with respective SDK tools. One Programmer does not let the other one down. Ultimate Glory to Programmers.
There are also ultimate Glory Hunters who go till the deep to analyze the longer wait time to download or open an application. Believe me, Programmers doesn't love processing time a single 'byte'. Taking a dig at the hardware, starting from processors and motion control in touch devices, if the device does not live up the promises made by the manufacturer means the device wont get a royal treatment. Taking Camera application as an example. Pixel number is not directly proportional to the picture Quality. Its all about Software present in that App. Programmers know that so its difficult to satisfy them.
Taking a instance, the latest Finger print Scanner that really kept the technology interested for more than week. there were a crop of programmers finding the ways to break or decrypt in programming terms and one set was successful in doing it to. but manufacturer was able to fix it with a software update. Thats the Glory of programming. Just saying where the Programmer doesn't goes Gaga over an innovation , he rather analyses the innovation and bring the hell out of it. by doing this he really misses the little magic in an application.
Its hard to digest, but these are true facts. You can go to a programmer and ask the following Questions. There is no Right or Wrong Scenarios here, its just the crazy language and codes used by out forefather programmers.
Q:What is your Favourite Language?
A: Java and C++
Q: Your Favourite Tool?
A: Eclipse is always the best.
Q: Whose is the best music director?
A: Myself! as i can do best Performance 'Tuning'
Q: It was Weird Experience talking to you! Do you have 'Queries' to me?
A: Never ask me such a question unless your name is 'Database'
Q: Your truly an exception.
A: Ok, Let me Debug.
Q: %$#%$#%
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